ediblecereal: I was tempted to take one of those Facebook quizzes. I just really wanted to know which Disney Princess I am. However, I became more amused with their typo than my results. I’m not sure if I’ve ever “analized” anyone, so I’m also not sure if they’re great on the inside or not. And for the record, I got “Meg” from Hercules.
Facebook thinks I'm ugly. :[
abbelovesyou: look on his fucking facebook. at the video that skank left him… he commented it the same shit he always says to mee! she reealllly needs to go away [JUNIOR HIGH XOXO.]
I think I past the [Georgia High School Writing Test] with flying colors!– anonymous Facebook friend of mine who believes they “past” a Georgia writing test (via surfwaxmax)
Four Teens Sued for Obscene Fake Facebook Profile →
shaneblog: Imagine this: four teenagers take to Facebook to create a fake profile that continually misrepresents your son as a gay racist. Then consider that profile amasses 580 plus friends. You’d be pretty pissed off, right? For one mom in particular, Laura Cook, this nightmare is a reality for her and her athlete son. Fighting back, she’s now suing the four teenagers, on behalf of her son,...
So on Facebook my relationship status is married,...
supashleyxmarie: Marry me? [Wishful thinking.]
CONFIRMED: Justin Timberlake Cast in Movie About... →
thisisalisha: Shared by Lish mmmno thanks Although these casting rumors have been floating around for several weeks, Variety confirms that the core cast for the upcoming David Fincher film,… [It doesn’t get much more awkward than this.]
you can add this if you want →
skaa: don’t care. [Hey guys this girl really doesn’t care if you add her on facebook. She doesn’t care so much that she gave a convenient link. But it’s not like she cares or anything.]
"meet my bitch of a sis/bestfriend"
chixmix51293: facebook said i look like you
chixmix51293: i got all sad
"SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK STOP TRYING TO FLIRT WITH...
galvatron: 1:27amNathan hey are you tall? 1:27amKendra WHY Why do you keep asking me this?! 1:28amNathan because your pic 1:28amKendra Why does my height matter? 1:28amNathan I’m just wondering I didn’t know it was a crime dear? my bad you my bad you well it was nice meeting you 1:29amKendra No, but it’s weird. Seriously. 1:29amNathan hahhaha I hope it gets better for you ...
scream-samantha: “EXPERIMENT: If you are reading this, even if we don’t speak often, post a comment of a memory of you and me.” About 20 people replied to this when my sister posted it as her Facebook status… when I did it… only 2 replied. FAIL.
[oh god.] dearhollywood: this girl i know’s little sister just put her facebook status as ‘home alone’ i’m sooooooooooooo tempted to comment ‘i’m gonna break in and rape you’. she’s too young to get it though. i think i’ll do it anyway.
The reason I wasn't talking to you all day on...
[I don’t know what’s more awkward.] peacelovefrancesca: because I DON’T LIKE YOU. Obviously, that’s why I always leave in the middle of conversations. :| And now your thinking about going to my school dance?! YOU DON’T EVEN GO TO MY SCHOOOL. OMG GTFO. D:
Why 6th graders should NOT have facebooks.
morghanmaniac: 4:08pmHaley hi 4:08pmMorghan Hello =) 4:09pmHaley hello 4:10pmMorghan Hows middle school? 4:10pmHaley good 4:11pmHaley what are you doing 4:11pmMorghan Not much 4:12pmHaley hahahaha sounds fu 4:12pmMorghan Haha..I should be doing homework.. But Im not 0.o 4:13pmHaley ill let you go if you want hahaha 4:14pmMorghan Naw.Its all good 4:14pmHaley k ...
Loved! yerawizardharry: awkwardfacebook: I’ve had this tumblr for weeks and all of a sudden, I get a hundred followers in an hour. Thanks guys! :) Let’s let the awesomeness begin. I have a ton of really awkward stuff that I’ve been saving for the right moment. Anything else? Should I take submissions? awkwarrrrrd. it was coz of this post iguessthatscool did then i reblogged and that...
I’ve had this tumblr for weeks and all of a sudden, I get a hundred followers in an hour. Thanks guys! :) Let’s let the awesomeness begin. I have a ton of really awkward stuff that I’ve been saving for the right moment. Anything else? Should I take submissions? awkwarrrrrd.
oh, it's called 'awkward facebook' :) →
iguessthatscool: you guys i think my dad blocked me on facebook
Burglar leaves his Facebook page open on victim’s... →
yayaa: Of course, he got caught.